Calendar Collection Mugs

The fall.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

Dog Calenders.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

March madness

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

School closings of the future

"Each door opens up a new curse."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'How's business? Still slow?'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'