Calendars Mugs

April Fool's Day.

April 1 (April fools' day)

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

1 life left...

April on the calendar printed upside down

'No, I can't make it next Friday. How about a week Tuesday?'

'That's right. It's a leap year.'

Next years calendar.

'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'

Every Dog Has His Day

Functional calendars

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

'What do you mean you forgot?'

Man plans his 2011 routine

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"No, Honey, I did not forget our anniversary, but, thanks so much for the subtle reminder!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Mr Meier calendar

Dog Calenders.

Bad Hair Year

"It's true, I swear, it's on the wall: a brand new calendar and all the photos are of me!"

"The fourth week? I'm good every day except Thursday."

God's Appointment Calendar

"Your days are numbered!"

The dinosaurs died out virtually overnight...

Covid calendar

"Each door opens up a new curse."

"It's called a calendar. It seems to be some kind of oracle as they don't plan anything before first consulting it..."

"Sorry, I have only a few days to live: I don't need a calendar. . ."

"Someone's ripped out the 5th month."

The closest I've come to seizing the day was tearing off yesterday on my page-a-day calendar.