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"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Wedding disaster #27.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Wedding Fayre

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"My schedule is just nuts."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Fertility Clinic

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Clock in, Clock out.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

March madness

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"It's my New Year!"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Every Dog Has His Day

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.