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"Do I have many meetings today?"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

A spider meal prepping

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Clock in, Clock out.

'Shouldn't we also have a plan in case things go right?'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Do as many study days as you can

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

Swing by won't you?

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

Er! Could you take your imaginary paintbrushes and non-existent paper and do something that I can't quite remember with them... The importance of planning.

"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'