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I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Clock in, Clock out.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Do as many study days as you can

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

"Bigger cake."

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

"No one remembered a knife for the ... cake?"

Swing by won't you?

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'