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'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Idle parts

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Sloth is a sin."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Clock in, Clock out.

Alarm

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

The Stay Put Marshmallow man