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'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Swing by won't you?

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"

"Look, I haven't got all day....are you going to smile or not?"

Spam - best before end of world.

'I can't afford dinner and a movie, but I brought a hamburger and a YouTube URL.'