Lazy Day Planner Mugs

'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Idle parts

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Sloth is a sin."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"If mass equals energy, why do you have so little?"

Clock in, Clock out.

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV