Personal Day Planner Mugs

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

Do as many study days as you can

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

"Bigger cake."

Swing by won't you?

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'