Day Planner Enthusiast Mugs

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

Fertility Clinic

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

A spider meal prepping

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Every Dog Has His Day

Current Events.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"How about a round the world ticket?"

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'