Day Planner Enthusiast Gifts

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"My schedule is just nuts."

Fertility Clinic

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

A spider meal prepping

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Every Dog Has His Day

Current Events.

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"How about a round the world ticket?"

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

"You're very punctual, but you may lack a little in ability to plan ahead."