Daily Planner Gifts

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

A spider meal prepping

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'

Do as many study days as you can

Swing by won't you?

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

'Boy, it's hard fitting everything in around milking-time...'

"Sure, I'd love to go to the museum. It's the perfect place to kill time, until we figure out where to go for lunch."

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'

'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'

"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'