Daily Organizer Gifts

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

A catch-all is born.

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Progress is coming right along!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Please don't go!"

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

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