Digital Organizer Gifts

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape - now the mess is all digital.'

'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'

'There we go desktop all tidy.'

"I find it ironic how clean you keep your Windows desktop."

'You got sticky notes.'

"After I get all my productivity apps synced on all my devices, I kind of lose interest."

"He must be a smart phone executive."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"You should spend more time organizing your office than organizing your apps."

"....And here is the computer clutter which you left in your cloud account."

E-mail

"You're grounded until you clean up that desktop!"

All the clutter is in my computer.

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

Some advice to the newlywed: take all the closet space but leave him some room on the hard drive.

'Now that you've had your colonoscopy, can I delete a few bookmarks?'

'Let the Christmas spirit last all year: own something electronic.'

The AdRams Family no.31 - No disk space for program

"The funny thing is he's spent 9 hours organizing his computer desktop."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Inout baskets.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray