File Organizers Gifts

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Gay Times...

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Maybe clean out your wallet

Inout baskets.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Ironing day.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Catalogue of little books.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Much ado list"

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."