File Organization Fanatic Gifts

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In/Out Tray.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.