Filing Fanatic Gifts

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

In one ear/Out the other.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Immigration office with overload on in trays.

Dive in Archive.

Gay and lesbian support group.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'What's this filed under G?'

Office work stapling.

Sandwich filing.

In - Out - Pending.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

InIn by-products.

'Wow, Hal... When did you become such a stickler for paperwork?'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Ted, could you speed it up a bit? Some of this is turning into compost.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

In/Out Tray.

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Currency Stimulus.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.