Filing Aficionado Gifts

Files.

Extreme Filing

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'

Ivan, wonderful...terrible.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

Cowboy's office boxes: WHOA and GIDDYUP.

'Taking work home again?'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Records?

The spend is high

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Dive in Archive.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'