Filing Aficionados Gifts

'What's this filed under 'g'?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

In/Out Tray.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Dive in Archive.

Doo inc..can and no can.

The boss and her baby

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'