File Aficionado Gifts

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Bloody hell!"

Driverless cars rage.

Kritik's Korner

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Beer Stall

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Canadian film production

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

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