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'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Meet the author"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Beer Stall

Driverless cars rage.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Canadian film production

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'