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File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I think we should budgets we draw up.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'For Heaven's sake, Moira... You've got to delete some of your files!'

Files of Doom

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Files: 'Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Mo

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Office storeroom turns into a giant file.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

In/Out Tray.

"Where have you filed that Henderson letter?"

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Italica

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

InIn by-products.

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

In - Out - Pending.

Star Wars Audience

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."