File Organization Fanatic T-Shirts

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."