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Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'

'Never to be seen again!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

In, out, shake it all about.

Ironing day.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'