Document Organizers T-Shirts

"Do you file your nails..?

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Inout baskets.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Two stressed drinking birds

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

In and Out Trays

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

A catch-all is born.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

The Complete Cycle.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.