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"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Security fence around the inbox.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

InOutYada Yada.

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Information about information about information about information.

'It looks like our data.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Information Tightrope.

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Information vs. confusion

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

In and Out Trays

Paper Trail

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Computer Address Book.

The Miracle Worker

'In, out, fiddling.'

"I have a system."

Information

Heavy Data Load.