Filing Systems T-Shirts

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'I told you that I had filed it properly. It's under 'l' for 'letters'.'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

In - Out - Pending.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Records?

In and Out Box

"We need a better piling system."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Dive in Archive.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'