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'I can't find ANY of our hidden agendas!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Dive in Archive.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Sandwich filing.

"I have a system."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

'What's this filed under G?'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'