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'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Dive in Archive.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Doo inc..can and no can.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Sandwich filing.

'We've uncovered your birth certificate,'

Play Ball!

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

Working from home.