Quirky Filing Enthusiast T-Shirts

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Dive in Archive.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Sandwich filing.

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Play Ball!

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.