Filing Fanatics T-Shirts

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Currency Stimulus.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Files of Doom