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Files.

Extreme Filing

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'

Ivan, wonderful...terrible.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

Cowboy's office boxes: WHOA and GIDDYUP.

'Taking work home again?'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

InIn by-products.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I've refiled all your letters under L.

The spend is high

Records?

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Dive in Archive.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'