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Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Records?

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Dive in Archive.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Sandwich filing.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe