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"I have a system."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

Records?

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Dive in Archive.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Computer whisperer.

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Geek Intuition

Work Du Soleil

Sandwich filing.

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'