Filing System Guru Pillows

"I have a system."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

Records?

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Dive in Archive.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Computer whisperer.

Files.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Sandwich filing.

Work Du Soleil

Geek Intuition