File Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

'We needed more room for our checking information, so I deleted that 4 meg joke file you had... Should I have backed that up

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Files of Doom

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

Samosas

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

ESSA File Cabinets

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,