File Finesse Enthusiast T-Shirts

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Dive in Archive.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

Files of Doom

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Sandwich filing.

'What's this filed under G?'