File Finesse Enthusiast Gifts

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Sandwich filing.

Files of Doom