File Organization Enthusiast Gifts

Illegal/Immoral/Fattening.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Swiss Army Desk

Doo inc..can and no can.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

One Thing / Another

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Cleaner

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Files of Doom

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

"Frank?"

Trapped in his office by clutter.

"I do too spark joy!"

'Never to be seen again!"

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

In, out, and back in again trays

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

It was time to clear out her handbag.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Rake business has two boxes: 'Whack' and 'Out of Whack'

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

In and Out