File Cabinet Enthusiast Gifts

ESSA File Cabinets

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Can do...No can do

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Doo inc..can and no can.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Files.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

In, out, back.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Files of Doom

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

Woman going through files being grabbed by weird creature in X Files.