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IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Can do...No can do

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Files of Doom

In, out, back.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Woman going through files being grabbed by weird creature in X Files.

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'