File Sharing Aficionado Gifts

"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

She required plenty of personal space.

"She looks just like in your photos."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Files.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Files of Doom

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

Samosas

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

ESSA File Cabinets

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

'Warning, Nancy...whale watchers over by the window!'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,