File Fanatics Gifts

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

In - Out - Pending.

In/Out Tray.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Dive in Archive.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"