Filing System Fanatic Gifts

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In/Out Tray.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

Sandwich filing.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Files of Doom

"I have a system."

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'