Filing Fanatics Gifts

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

Currency Stimulus.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

In one ear/Out the other.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.