File Fanatics Prints

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Dive in Archive.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Sandwich filing.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'