File Fiend Prints

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Meowlzebub

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In/Out Tray.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

'Wait a minute....!

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Kicking The Habit

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

RAISED BY PHONES

Files of Doom

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

Sandwich filing.

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'