Fetch Fiend Prints

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Super Dog'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man and his dog

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Boy and his dog

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Tired of fetching?'