File Fiend Mugs

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

Meowlzebub

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Dive in Archive.

'Wait a minute....!

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Kicking The Habit

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

RAISED BY PHONES

"Is it an important text?"

Files of Doom

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

Sandwich filing.

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'