File Fanatic Mugs

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I think we should budgets we draw up.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'For Heaven's sake, Moira... You've got to delete some of your files!'

Files of Doom

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Files: 'Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Mo

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Office storeroom turns into a giant file.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

In/Out Tray.

"Where have you filed that Henderson letter?"

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

"I, TikTok."

What's an Imax cave?

Italica

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"