Horror Flick Fiend Prints

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Emergency Hipster Beard

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Meowlzebub

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"He's So Your Type."

Hitchcock's The Birds

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

'Wait a minute....!

"It's fondue night!"

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Kicking The Habit

The game comes first...

RAISED BY PHONES

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

No, Igor! That would just be cruel. Normal Brain. Abnormal Brain. Brain with song stuck in it.

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

"Here's Pollen!"

Scariest Horror Film Ever: National Debt

It's supposed to be fancy dress. - 'I've come as a serial killer.' - 'My, my... you have such delicate skin...' - 'Mmm... maybe a glass of Chianti before the police community support officers arrive...' -

Lumberjack Interviews

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

Screamers horror films, "crypt writer"

'Horror films don't frighten me - You should see my Mum, first thing in the morning!'

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.